Rush The Big Fat Moron (with chords!)

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Rush the big fat moron lived on ABC And

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boll-ocked up the

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Airways there with his lame

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ass sophistries!

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Lit-tle Joe the Plumber

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loved that asshole Rush And bought his

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lies though

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Super sized and pulled out of his

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tush. Oh!

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Rush the big fat moron lived on ABC And

F
boll-ocked up the

C Am D7
Airways there with his lame-ass

G7
sophistries!

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Rush the big fat moron lived on ABC And

F
boll-ocked up the

C Am D7
Airways there with his lame-ass

G7
sophistries!

(O.K., you got the swing of it now....just the lyrics now. Everybody Sing!!)

To-get-her they would trav-el on a cloud with an Oxy sail

Joe he kept a look-out perched on Rush’s hu-mong-ous tail,

No-ble Reps and Senators would bow when-e'er they came,

Dumb rednecks would low'r their beers when Rush roared out his name. Oh!

Refrain:

Rush the magic moron lived on ABC And boll-ocked up the

Airways there with his lame-ass sophistries!

Rush the big fat moron lived on ABC And boll-ocked up the

Airways there with his lame-ass sophistries!

A moron lives forever but not so little Joes,

Lay off slips and market dips finally got him on his toes.

One grey day it happened, Joe the plumber tuned in no more

And Rush that porcine moron, he ceased his fearless roar.

His ass still fat in sorrow, green OCs dulled his pain,

Rush no longer plied his bullshit on ABC’s lane.

Without his life-long friend, Rush could not be brave,

So Rush that big fat moron finally slipped into his grave. doh!

(come on people, I wanna hear you sing! How you gonna end a culture war if you can’t sing no louder than that?)

Oh, Rush the big fat moron lived on ABC And boll-ocked up the

Airways there with his lame sophistries!

Rush the big fat moron lived on ABC And boll-ocked up the

Airways there with his lame-ass sophistries!

Oh,Rush the big fat moron lived on ABC And boll-ocked up the

Airways there with his lame sophistries!

Rush the big fat moron lived on ABC And boll-ocked up the

Airways there with his lame-ass sophistries!